A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. James Beard

Beware of all enterprises requiring new clothes. Henry David Thoreau

Calligraphy over house: Bless this Mess Each print is hand painted in our workshop. The larger prints come with double matting in a gold frame. 8 by...

Cat, a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs & patronizes human beings. (Oliver Herford)

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends. H.L. Mencken

Flattery is all right, if you don't inhale. Adlai Stevenson

Grub first; then ethics. Bertolt Brecht

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn & quoted. (Fred Allen)